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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:22
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
So they tried
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Still no good
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
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